On closer inspection, we were shocked to realize it was Ekiti Governor, Ayo Fayose.
News making the rounds have it that after his scathing Newspaper adverts wishing death on General Buhari, Fayose is stunned by the current trend the results are following. Fearing a Buhari win and subsequent punishment for his libelous adverts, he decided to run away.
We could clearly hear him saying;
“Eh? Aburo no ticket? Ah. Wahala ti de o. Any standing? Joo fun mi standing, mo like e, mo manage. Ah, no standing? Mo ku. Kosi space ninu cargo hold? I will manage it. Ah my broda epp me……epp me……….if this baba wins, mo ku. The suffrin will not be a small something. Epp me”.When we approached him he immediately changed his tune. “What? Me? Running away for fear that Buhari will win? Rubbish. I fear no man. I am only going to Madagascar for vacation.Why are you asking why I was begging to stand? I like standing. It’s good exercise”
He can't. Run away from his govt now. Naija pipo sef una too carry rumour. Hmmm! "Uwaifo don talk e own o".
ReplyDeleteAbeg he is not runing biko
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahaha....I doubt if GMB will co,e after his like because we need peace.n I expect buhari to rather focus on changing n sanitizing d bad system we hv already...
ReplyDeleteNa them know
ReplyDeleteYes if he winne let him face the change and not fight
ReplyDeleteLmao ,I thought as much
ReplyDeleteThis is more like a rumour. How would a state governor be begging for space in a plane, moreso to a place like madagascar? Haba!
ReplyDeleteThis is a big lie joor, a whole incubent gov. Well! All is 4 fun sha for d readers
ReplyDeleteYes na,just to make d mood funny
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