I was standing in front of the entrance of my house. Then one man came and told me that he knows me, that he has met me before. So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then the man said that he had met me in a conference in Niger State, Suleja to be precise. Oops!
Mr Man, I have never been to Niger State before was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI - TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200c. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was not from the man, I looked behind him to see if there was another person behind him, but there was none.
I tried to ask him what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry sir for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the slap came the second time. Jeez! I couldn't bear it any more longer. I held the man's shirt and started pulling him as am pulling your legs now.
Kaiiiii! You too like gist oooooooo. See as u dey serious dey read am! Hahahahahahaha lwkmd.
Hahahahhahahah... Nofin 2 post again niii?
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