Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Shocking! Husband Accuses Nympho Wife Of Squeezing And Crushing His Manhood With Too Much Cex (Pictured)

An angry man with a swollen penis has taken his wife to court because he felt violated by her approach to the s*x game.

62-year-old Zimbabwean man, Butholezwe Nyoni, who is married to a relatively young wife, Martha Nyoni, 36, narrated tearfully in court how his wife left him in stitches because she’s always pinching and squeezing his “balls” whenever she’s horny and needs sex from him.
“Your worship this woman troubles me a lot, demanding s-ex. I dread going home because she always wants more than enough,” said the prosecutor civil court.
When he turns her down, she tries to excite him in a kinky manner.
“When I refuse she squeezes and pinches my balls. As a result I have developed an erectile problem. I can’t satisfy her because my balls are always swollen,” he added.
He just can’t take it no more.
“I am fed up with her and I request that you grant me a protection order so that she stays away from me. I have endured enough abuse,” he said.
In her defense, Martha said Nyoni was covering up an affair.
“He is lying your worship. He developed that problem long back. The problem is that he co-habits with another woman whom he has a child with, that’s what we always argue about,” she said.
The magistrate on circuit, Stephen Ndlovu, granted the pair an interim order and instructed the two to go for counseling and come back on 30 September.

9 comments:

  1. Mtcheeeew...must this be public discussion...the man approach to solving this problem is too childish men

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  2. So many strange and funny situations.

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  3. U. No know say na so she be b4 u marry small girl? Have you heard the New Nigerian National Anthem? Anticipate #PromiseLand

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  4. Hahahahaha nothing I we not hear very funny

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  5. See d age difference na,no b e pikin mate,mtcheeeeew

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  6. Hahahaha wetin u been expect when u marry a young girl

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