Oh Boy Yay! Woman Chops Off Rapist Anaconda - Hands It Over To The Police As Evidence! (Pictured)

Monju Begum, a 40 year old Bangladesh woman stopped an alleged rapist in his tracks when she reportedly cut off his anaconda and then took it to police as evidence. According to police, Begam’s neighbor, Mozammel Haq Mazi, forced his way into her shanty and began sexually assaulting her when she stopped the attack by cutting off his anaconda.

She then placed the evidence into a polytene bag and took it into police as proof that Mazi had attempted to rape her (if he only knew that she was related to Chuck Norris..hehehehehe). “It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed anaconda to the police station as evidence,” said police spokesperson Abul Khaer.

“We will arrest him once his condition gets better,” said Khaer. Mazi denied the allegations telling investigators that the two were having an affair. “Recently she suggested that both of us can go settle down in Dhaka,” said Mazi. “I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me.”

Doctors say the man’s anaconda will not be re-attached.