Friday, August 7, 2015

2015/16 Premier League: 50 Things That Will Definitely Happen This Season (Episode 1)

With just 24 hours left for the Barclay's Premier League 2015/16 season to kick-off, we bring you thing most likely to happen.

The past 3months has been boredom filled for soccer lovers around the world. The end is new, as the managers set to unveil new strategies, player ready to ball hard, and fans just can't wait to watch.

Below are things that will Definitely happen this season.
Manuel Pellegrini will somehow maintain that dignified smile, even when he is asked the 756th question about Pep Guardiola potentially replacing him.
 Raheem Sterling will be booed - everywhere.
Brendan Rodgers will celebrate a goal by standing dead still and thrusting one hand in the air… as will Roberto Martinez (it's clearly a Merseyside thing).
A manager of a top four club will be asked around February whether his side can do the quadruple. He will coyly say "nothing is impossible". They will not do the quadruple.
Heurelho Gomes will pull off twenty stunning saves to deny Spurs points at Vicarage Road. He'll accidentally throw the ball into his own net in every other game of the season.
At least one Chelsea fan will hold up an A4 sheet of paper saying that Petr Cech is a traitor.
We'll hear BBC stalwart Gary Lineker say the words "We'll be back right after this break" on BT Sport - and it will sound really weird.
Commentary for every Liverpool game will contain a reference to Gerrard watching from America.
Sylvain Distin will look very, very old

5 comments:

  1. Football pundits @ it again. Have you heard the New Nigerian National Anthem. Anticipate #PromiseLand.

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  2. I swear most of dem na true...ugo u get sense..absolutely on point

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  3. I can wait to see d rol begins...all this logic those not hold ground in modern futball...let's just see how it goes

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