1. Watford, struggling come January, will loan a full squad of players from Udinese. People will complain.
2. The manager of each of the top four clubs will explain how the Britannia ‘is not an easy place to come’.
3. Southampton's four best players will sign pre-contract agreements with Tottenham or Liverpool in April.
4. Ronald Koeman will sign four unknown Dutch players in May - who will all turn out to be brilliant.
5. On Transfer Deadline Day, Jim White will almost explode with excitement at the news Norwich have signed Kevin Nolan.
6. Jamie Redknapp will run out of superlatives for Sergio Aguero
7. Lee Cattermole will be booked.
8. Injury time at Old Trafford will be ironically labelled ‘LVG time’ as soon as United get a late goal
9. Mauricio Pochettino will claim that Spurs just need a bit more time to get used to his high-pressing style.
10. Tony Pulis will never be seen without a cap on.
11. There will be a Premier League pitch invasion that's described as hooliganism. A week later there will be a Championship pitch invasion that's described as "a joyous scene".
12. Leighton Baines will look like a bent 70s policeman.
13. Cameras will pan to Mike Ashley looking grumpy every time Newcastle concede. So quite a lot.
14. There will be a fan protest at Newcastle.
15. Diego Costa will suffer a hamstring injury. More than once.
2. The manager of each of the top four clubs will explain how the Britannia ‘is not an easy place to come’.
3. Southampton's four best players will sign pre-contract agreements with Tottenham or Liverpool in April.
4. Ronald Koeman will sign four unknown Dutch players in May - who will all turn out to be brilliant.
5. On Transfer Deadline Day, Jim White will almost explode with excitement at the news Norwich have signed Kevin Nolan.
6. Jamie Redknapp will run out of superlatives for Sergio Aguero
7. Lee Cattermole will be booked.
8. Injury time at Old Trafford will be ironically labelled ‘LVG time’ as soon as United get a late goal
9. Mauricio Pochettino will claim that Spurs just need a bit more time to get used to his high-pressing style.
10. Tony Pulis will never be seen without a cap on.
11. There will be a Premier League pitch invasion that's described as hooliganism. A week later there will be a Championship pitch invasion that's described as "a joyous scene".
12. Leighton Baines will look like a bent 70s policeman.
13. Cameras will pan to Mike Ashley looking grumpy every time Newcastle concede. So quite a lot.
14. There will be a fan protest at Newcastle.
15. Diego Costa will suffer a hamstring injury. More than once.
True talk
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ReplyDeleteLol,,,and u think all this wilL happen...just a guess work...
ReplyDeleteMost of them don't sound right, my opinion though
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