Wednesday, July 9, 2014

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Time With Christ: Wednesday, July 9, daily devotion – NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD

Topic: NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD (Wednesday, July 9, 2014)

Memorise:

Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols, will I cleanse you. Ezekiel 36:25

Read: Psalm 40:1-2

1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. I waited patiently for the LORD; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.
2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.


Message:

Before you are saved, you are first drawn by God. It can be through a message, some miraculous act or even a divine visitation. God has been searching for you from the day of your birth but you may have ignored Him for too long. He may have used your friends, relatives and different media to reach out to you, but His message may have fallen on deaf ears. It is time to accept Him today so that all may be well with you.

After drawing you, the next thing God does is to cleanse you. This is what is commonly called salvation. He said in Ezekiel 36:25 that:

“Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols, will I cleanse you.”

Why does He need to cleanse you? Why not accept you the way He found you? It is because God is a holy God. He is perfectly clean. Because God is light, He does not have even the slightest dot of darkness. If the President of your nation wants to invite a poor, wretched, dirty and unkempt beggar who lives on the streets to dine with him, the beggar must first be washed, shaved and dressed in presentable clothes.

Psalm 40:2 says every sinner lives in a horrible pit. Every sinner is stained with sin. We cannot with our physical eyes determine how clean or dirty a person is inwardly. You may be adjudged the neatest and best dressed physically, but be noted as the dirtiest sinner before God. No personal claim to being saved can make you saved except God cleanses you. Sin is such a tough and permanent stain that it takes only the blood of Jesus to wipe it off – nothing else! No sacrifice, no penance, no amount of scriptural recitations can erase sin. If the beggar picked on the streets says he is clean, does that make him clean? Any sin that God has not cleansed with the blood of Jesus is retained to condemn the one who committed it for all eternity. Are you claiming to be born-again when you are still living in sin? You are engaged in self-deception and endangering your life. No religion or philanthropy can erase a single sin from you. Accept God’s offer of salvation now and let Him cleanse you. Acknowledge your sinful life, confess your sins to God and ask Him to cleanse you with His blood today. Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord.

Key Point:
Any claim of forgiveness of sin that is not attained through the blood of Jesus is fake.

Bible in a Year:
Numbers 34-36

Hilarious Memes And Reactions To The Germany Versus Brazil Game (See Photos)

Every Brazilian fan is practically in tears right now. Brazil thought they will regroup after Neymar's injury and pull together to win the World Cup. Instead, they went down 1-7against Germany.
Twitter, Instagram and other social media platforms are buzzing right now.

See funny memes below:


 
Nna ehn!! I am very happy it is not Nigeria ooo! Germany would have used us to lick plate.....hahahhaha

Brazil 1-7 Germany: Klose Makes World Cup History

Germany have reached the World Cup final after they annihiliated hosts Brazil 7-1 in their semi-final clash in Belo Horizonte on Tuesday.

Shorn of injured playmaker Neymar, who suffered a fractured vertebra in the quarter-final against Colombia, and suspended captain Thiago Silva, Brazil were torn apart by a ruthless Germany at Estadio Mineirao.

Miroslav Klose became the leading scorer in World Cup finals history as Joachim Low's side scored four goals in the space of six first-half minutes and led 5-0 after only 29 minutes, then struck twice in the second half to set up a final against either Netherlands or Argentina at the Maracana on Sunday.

Thomas Muller set the ball rolling with his fifth of the tournament and veteran striker Klose netted his 16th World Cup goal, surpassing legendary Brazil striker Ronaldo's tally as the shell-shocked Selecao were totally outclassed.

Brazil had no answer to Germany's passing and movement as Toni Kroos struck twice and Sami Khedira added a fifth before substitute Andre Schurrle scored twice in the second half as the hosts were totally humiliated in the most emphatic semi-final win in World Cup history.

Oscar pulled back a late goal on the break, but it was no consolation on a miserable night for Brazil.

Germany were a class apart and Brazil fans sportingly applauded as they became the first team to score seven goals in a World Cup semi-final and will take some beating as they attempt to win the trophy for the first time since 1990, while the inquest will now start for the home nation.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Would You Let Your Spouse Have Sex With Someone Else For N10,000,000?

Think of it like the movie "Indecent Proposal." You are approached by a wealthy person who takes a liking to your wife/husband. The offer is N10 MILLION for JUST one night. Would you take it?

Read 9 Most Simple Things To Do To Be Loved By Everyone (Number 9 Is A Must See Read)

It is true that not everyone will love or like you no matter what you do or who you are, but the following steps can in many ways help dictate the way people look at you, making your personality to command respect even before you come close.

1. Always treat others how you want to be treated.This means being kind to everybody. Do you like being insulted? Of course you don’t! So don’t insult others! When you’re put into a difficult situation, ask yourself "How would I feel if someone did this to me?" before doing or saying anything. If you treat others the way you want to be treated, they’ll treat you the same way, and they’ll respect you.

2. Help others.This means talking to that shy new girl. Or hanging out with that lonely person. Or helping other people with their troubles. Give helpful advice to others and help them with homework or tasks that they need to accomplish. Don’t be self-centered, and always help that person in need. They will remember that, and as a result, they will love and appreciate you for being caring.

3. Be social.Make conversations with new people. The more people, the better. Don’t restrict yourself to the same 3 or 4 friends. Branch out to new people, or even old acquaintances that you haven’t spoken to in a long time. Talk to them and be nice to them. You never know what you might discover about them. Maybe you had more in common with them than you thought! Besides, if you don’t talk to people, they won’t love you, will they?

4. Listen to others.The more people like, trust, and love you, the more often they will come to you seeking help with their problems. When this happens, listen to them. Don’t blow them off and say something like "I don’t have time right now," or "I don’t really care." Listen patiently to their story, and then talk it out with them. Sometimes people just want to vent, and they’ll come to you to do so. If you’re able to listen to their problems, they’ll love you even more.

5. Compliment others.If you noticed that the girl sitting across from you got a new haircut, compliment her on it! It will make her feel good, and in return, you’ll feel good. Karma comes around, and if you’re nice to people, they’ll be nice to you back! Once you start complimenting people, you’ll more than likely get a few compliments back, and other people will love you!

6. Love others!Before getting other people to love you, you need to love them! You can’t expect a person that you don’t love and care about to love you back. You need to love each and every person (or at least care about them) before they can love you.

7. Be as positive as possible.Nobody wants to be around someone who’s grouchy and mean all day! Stay positive and release good vibes! If you have had a bad day, learn to let go of those bad vibes, and don’t let your mood affect the way you talk to other people. Nobody likes a grumpy person.

8. Be yourself.Nobody likes a fake person. Don’t change yourself to fit other people, and don’t try to be a people pleaser either. Be fair and non judgemental of others. Embrace who you are, and different people around you. Whether you are talking to a popular person or that shy girl, treat everybody equally.

9. Love yourself first!As mentioned previously, you need to love yourself. Write down all the good qualities about yourself, and strive to correct those qualities you don’t like. Learn how to be confident, as this is a crucial step in making other people love you. Embrace who you really are, even your flaws. Nobody’s perfect, but as long as you love who you are, you don’t need to be perfect!

Try these nine simple steps above and like a magician, you will be amazed at how many, will not be able to resist your personality.

Time With Christ: Tuesday, July 8, daily devotion – CURSED BLESSING

Topic: CURSED BLESSING (Tuesday, July 8, 2014)

Memorise:

Ephraim is joined to idols: let him alone. Hosea 4:17

Read: Hosea 5:8-15

8 Blow ye the cornet in Gibeah, and the trumpet in Ramah: cry aloud at Bethaven, after thee, O Benjamin.
9 Ephraim shall be desolate in the day of rebuke: among the tribes of Israel have I made known that which shall surely be.
10 The princes of Judah were like them that remove the bound: therefore I will pour out my wrath upon them like water.
11 Ephraim is oppressed and broken in judgment, because he willingly walked after the commandment.
12 Therefore will I be unto Ephraim as a moth, and to the house of Judah as rottenness.
13 When Ephraim saw his sickness, and Judah saw his wound, then went Ephraim to the Assyrian, and sent to king Jareb: yet could he not heal you, nor cure you of your wound.
14 For I will be unto Ephraim as a lion, and as a young lion to the house of Judah: I, even I, will tear and go away; I will take away, and none shall rescue him.
15 I will go and return to my place, till they acknowledge their offence, and seek my face: in their affliction they will seek me early.

Messages:

I have had the opportunity of being close to some extremely wealthy people, and I must confess that not all wealthy people are happy people. Some are wealthy but sad; some others are wealthy but sick. I once had a friend who has since passed on. He had several bank accounts in England, America and Switzerland. When he died, he had $68 million in his Australian bank account, yet, before he died, he could only drink milk. Of what use is money that is available but cannot be spent on its owner? What is the use of being called a millionaire if you cannot enjoy what ordinary people take for granted? If you see the doctor’s prohibited food list given to some sick, wealthy people, you will thank God that you are not rich. Are you in such a situation? The Lord will reach out to you today and heal you of your ailments in Jesus’ Name.

On the other hand, good success can take several forms. It could be prosperity without adversity. Proverbs 10:22 says,

“The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.”

Although God does not attach sorrow to His blessings, your attitude towards God after the blessing will determine whether the blessing will remain a blessing or whether it will attract adversity. Your attitude could even make the blessing become a curse. Take for instance when God was to bless Ephraim and Manasseh; the former being the younger got the double portion blessing that was meant for his elder brother (Genesis 48:19). Within some years, Ephraim became ten times more prosperous than his elder brother (Deuteronomy 33:17). But eventually, when he ignored God, the Lord reversed his blessing by saying that he would be desolate (Hosea 4:17 & 5:9). May your blessing not become a curse! You must watch your attitude after the blessing! Many people who were humble before becoming wealthy, suddenly become cocky, heady, uncontrollable and begin to rub shoulders with God after they are blessed. Some others become very hostile and vindictive, taking their newly found wealth as an opportunity to get back at those who offended them in time past. When you veer off God’s purpose for blessing you, you attract sorrow into your blessing. What is your situation today?

Prayer Point:
Father, in any way I am attracting curses into my blessings, please forgive me and help me to right my wrongs.

Bible in a Year:
Numbers 32-33;

Photo Of The Day: See How This Bull Pierced This Man's Ass (Photo)

Ouch!! That must really hurt!! A reveler gets gored by a bull during the "Bous a la Mar" festival in the eastern Spanish coastal town of Denia July 7, 2014. During this festival, revelers emerging from protective barriers provoke bulls to chase them until they both fall into sea. The bulls are then rescued by small boats which will tow them to safety.

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What kind of silly game is this? Will you try this if you went to Spain?

Monday, July 7, 2014

Super Falcons Star, Ugochi Desire Oparanozie Shows off her Swag in New Photos

When it comes to women's football Nigerian is a force to be reckoned with, Check out the recent photos of 21-year-old Super Falcons striker, Ugochi Desire Oparanozie!



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Manchester United Launches New Home Kit

Manchester United have unveiled their new home kits as they mark the beginning of the most lucrative shirt sponsorship deal in football history.

According to ESPN, the 2013 Premier League champions are beginning a seven-year contract with car manufacturers Chevrolet worth 53 million pounds a season.
A typical red shirt has a white collar and a label inside the back reads "Youth, Courage, Greatness," which United believe sums up their values.
It was gathered that Louis van Gaal’s side will wear the new strip for the first time in a preseason friendly against Los Angeles Galaxy on 23 July, 2014.
United are in the final year of a deal with kit manufacturers Nike and the subsequent contract is expected to bring in a record-breaking sum.
The Old Trafford club finished 7th in the league last season which led to former coach, David Moyes’ sack.

With the appointment of Dutch coach van Gaal, a lot of Man United’s fans are believing it would be the beginning of a new dawn in the club’s history.
Meanwhile, Van Gaal has added the coach of Netherlands’ under-21 team to his back room staff at Manchester United.
 Albert Stuivenberg becomes the third Dutchman to join Van Gaal’s coaching team at Old Trafford, along with chief opposition scout Marcel Bout and goalkeeping coach Frans Hoek.

The 43-year-old, who will be United’s assistant coach, spent seven years as manager of Netherlands’ under-17 teams, winning the European Championship in both 2011 and 2012.
* Man United’s goalkeeper, De Gea
Stuivenberg, who has been in charge of his country’s under-21 team for the last year, began his coaching career at Feyenoord.
He will relinquish his coaching duties with Netherlands to start at United with immediate effect.
Assistant manager Ryan Giggs is the only internal appointment in the new-look regime.

Chi-Chi's Fan Of The Week (SEE PHOTOS)

The Beauty who has made it as my this weeks fan is Joycelyn!!! She has made reading Chi-Chi's gossips her pill and portion...lol Thanks mamas!! Well lets meet her bellow;
Name: Joycelyn Ekpenyong

Age: 20

Hobbies: singing and dancing

Occupation: Student

Nationality: Nigeria

When I asked her why she likes Chi-Chi's Blog, she said; 
"I love Chichi's blog because I get to know whats happening around me and I get enlighten with some of the information."
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 Thanks mamas again for reading!! Muah!

Time With Christ: Monday, July 7, daily devotion – HUMBLE YOURSELF!

Topic: HUMBLE YOURSELF! (Monday, July 7, 2014)

Memorise:

Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up. James 4:10

Read: Philippians 2:5-11
5 Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus:
6 Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
7 But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
8 And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.
9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Message:

Often times, people who receive a call from God feel the call is to demote, humiliate or reduce them. Although this is not true, on the surface, it may look that way. In Philippians 2:5-11, when Jesus received a divine call, He had to descend from being God to becoming a man. He became a servant who was totally sold out to His Father’s will. In the school of disciples of the ministry I oversee, we learn that Jesus Christ took seven steps downwards before God raised Him seven steps upwards. As far as God is concerned, the way up first and foremost is the way down. If you want to go up, you must first be ready to go down. No matter how ‘high’ you are when you receive God’s call, if you are not prepared to go down, you are not yet ready for divine promotion.

    “Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.” James 4:10

God expects you to humble yourself. It is not something somebody else will do for you. If you fail to do this, and if God truly loves you, He may have to do it for you. When He decides to do what you were meant to do, it may be tougher; so simply follow the easy way by doing it yourself. Beloved, humble yourself! Each time you humble yourself, you create space above you for God to fill. He does not need you to tell Him how to lift you up. He knows exactly what to do because He has already figured it out even before you were born. Just do your part. How? Give up your high looks and accept His opinion of you. Have a change of focus. Drop that bloated view of yourself and accept what He says you are. Stop seeing yourself as being better than your brother because of the comparative advantage your educational qualification or official position has given you over him. Be ready to accept any assignment. In fact, be prepared to take assignments that appear mean, belittling and ridiculous in comparison with what you think you are capable of. Esteem others better than yourself – that is, focus on the strengths of others and amplify them in your mind. Be ready to give up anything for Jesus.

Action point:
Pick out five people that are not as privileged as you. Take time to study them, identify the virtues in them, meet them and commend them for those virtues.

Bible in a Year:
Numbers 30-31

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Time With Christ: Sunday, July 6, daily devotion – PRAYER ATTRACTS AUTHORITY

Topic: PRAYER ATTRACTS AUTHORITY (Sunday, July 6, 2014)

Memorise:
For he taught them as one having authority, and not as the scribes. Matthew 7:29

Read: Acts 4:23-31

23 And being let go, they went to their own company, and reported all that the chief priests and elders had said unto them.
24 And when they heard that, they lifted up their voice to God with one accord, and said, Lord, thou art God, which hast made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is:
25 Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?
26 The kings of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Lord, and against his Christ.
27 For of a truth against thy holy child Jesus, whom thou hast anointed, both Herod, and Pontius Pilate, with the Gentiles, and the people of Israel, were gathered together,
28 For to do whatsoever thy hand and thy counsel determined before to be done.
29 And now, Lord, behold their threatenings: and grant unto thy servants, that with all boldness they may speak thy word,
30 By stretching forth thine hand to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy holy child Jesus.
31 And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness.

Message:

Besides providing an avenue for you to report everything that threatens your peace and joy, prayer brings the fullness of the Spirit. We see this demonstrated in Acts 4:31:

“And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and they spake the word of God with boldness.”

The Holy Spirit is ever near those who call upon God in truth, while He is distant from those who call upon Him in pretence or who hardly pray. In James 4:8, we are enjoined to draw near to God. How? One way to do this is by praying. When you pray, you provoke the Holy Spirit to come closer to help you. If you fail to pray, you keep Him at bay. If you pray intensely and effectively enough, He will descend upon you and even those around you. In Acts 2:1-4, one hundred and twenty believers were together praying in the upper room when the Holy Spirit descended during the feast of Pentecost and they were all baptized with the Holy Spirit.

In Acts 4:23-33, in the face of serious threats from the authorities, the church council members prayed and they were all filled with the Holy Spirit. If you can pray, the Holy Spirit will come to fill the space within you and you will be full of the Spirit. You can be filled with the Holy Spirit as often as you require Him to fill you. If you are always full of the Spirit, you will be empowered to live the life of the Spirit.

Prayer also brings boldness to declare God’s Word. There is a link connecting these variables: prayer, the word and boldness. If you tarry in the place of prayer, when you declare the word, it will be done with authority. This was one feature that was commonly seen in the ministry of Jesus Christ (Matthew 7:28-29). How do you teach or preach today? If it is plastic, powerless and void of the backing of the Spirit, you are teaching like the scribes and not like Jesus. Prayer makes the difference in the ministry of the word. The one who preaches or teaches with conviction has obviously paid the price in the place of prayer. How prayerful are you? How impactful are you? If you are still shy to preach salvation to sinners, it is most likely you are not praying enough. Pray without ceasing from today!

Action Point:
Father, from today, let your words that I speak be backed up with your power.

Bible in a Year:
Numbers 27:12-29:40;

Saturday, July 5, 2014

What would You Do if this Happened to You, Guys? Photo of the Day (See Photo)

Imagine your little baby, lil sibling, niece, nephew did this to your TV. And you have just three options:
  1. Allow him to express his artistic side 
  2. Beating of life 
  3. Finish him quickly 
Which option would you pick?

Please Help! I May Lose My Job If I Don’t Date My Married Boss

Hello Chi-Chi,

I am a female in my late 20’s and I recently got a job ( 4 months ago) with a first generation bank in Lagos. My job was going smoothly until a new boss was posted to head my unit.

When he came, I noticed he took special interest in me. Most times insisting I stay with him to finish up work afternormal working hours. I thought his interest was purely platonic until one day when he tried to touch me inappropriately while we were working overtime. When I protested he starting telling me sweet nonsense about Why he likes me and why he wants us to be "friends".

After a week he called me into his office and asked for a reply. When I told him I can't date a married man, he started yelling at me threatening me that if he doesn't have me he would make sure I am sacked. He has given me till next week Friday to give him a positive response or I should start preparing to leave my job.

I don't want to lose my job and I also don't want to date this man. Please, how do I go about this? I sincerely have bills to pay.

FIFA To Ban Nigeria After Arrest Of NFF President


Federation International Football Association has threatened to ban Nigeria after the country’s NFF leader were removed from office and its president arrested on returning from the World Cup.

According to Al Jazeera, FIFA says Nigeria’s government must reinstate the federation’s executive committee by Tuesday or risk a ban.

FIFA says it has “taken note of the detention of NFF President Aminu Maigari carried out by representatives of the Department of the State Security Service”.

The turmoil follows Nigeria’s World Cup exit Monday when it lost 2-0 to France in the second round. After Nigeria’s 2010 World Cup exit, state President Goodluck Jonathan threatened to shut down the national team for two years before FIFA intervened.

A FIFA suspension bar teams and officials from international matches and meetings. – Al Jazeera